Product Description
This t-shirt is the best. My favorite thing about it is that I can do everything I want to with this shirt, and not get a headache or muscle pain… It’s definitely a lot better than some shirts my friends give me. I sleep with a chainsaw on my nightstand. I dream I’m a chainsaw so all the time, whenever and wherever I want, whether at home or out on the street. It’s very hot in Japan…
I Don’t Snore I Dream I’m A Chainsaw Shirt and ladies tee
I Don’t Snore is the language of musicians, philosophers and poets. It’s also a noun that means “a quiet place,” as in the John Cale song “I’m Not A Hero.” Many people are used to hearing phrases like “The secret life of cats,” or “I just want you to know how much I appreciate you being so kind” but there is no such thing as an ordinary cat. They’re all different because they’re born with different qualities and abilities. And yet one ability we often associate with cats – snoring – has been misinterpreted as meaning they’re normal snorers who have never been exposed to any other noises making them sound like they’ve had someone try to get their attention by cutting off their air supply. I am married and we’re having a baby! You know, the fact that it’s not actually a chainsaw shirt makes me think of the joke. I might be crazy but I’m also not sure if this is true.This shirt, sleeves and belt are made for serious men. It looks good on dark haired guys who have a hard time finding the perfect gray hoodie to show off their muscles. It’s a shirt. It’s not a meme. It’s something you might be famous for someday, but people are using it as a name rather than with its actual meaning! The Shirt is the best thing that anyone can wear any time of day and night.
I Don’t Snore I Dream I’m A Chainsaw Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve
Long sleeve sweatshirt made of soft and durable polyester fabric with a touch of graphic print on the chest. It has a zip-top closure, button down collar and short sleeves that are cut at the right length to muffle any noise coming from your neck. I’m a chain saw armor shirt which will be worn by the coolest people in the world.I don’t sleep on my job because I can’t pick my own bed and have a safe place to sleep on the day shift. I dream of having chainsaws all over my body, so I am wearing chainsaw t-shirts that catch me off guard, but then give me back -2 points whenever someone tells me they’re not going to “snore” or “dream” or whatever other nonsense if they see it with their unimpressed eyes.
This shirt is made by a man who believes in the power of positive statements. It’s kind of like signing up for Facebook on a Saturday night but with better clothes, and a few more likes than there are on Facebook. The I Don’t Snore I Dream IT shirt is a highly successful business, that produces t-shirts with the slogan “I’m Not Snoring”. The motto I’m not snoring because you’ll never know if your friend is snoring.
CHRISTOPHER CANTU –
I woke up this morning and I just couldn’t stop laughing at this shirt. I got my 3 week old daughter a gift and she LOVES her Just That.
Tina Brooks –
I bought this shirt to wear around the Christmas season. I am 30 and I have terrible snoring. This shirt has made me sound like I’m a chainsaw. I wear it to bed, and I sleep. It’s nice to have this shirt around, and it’s good to have such a great shirt.
Clarence Koen –
I don’t snore, I dream I’m a chainsaw shirt. The design is very good. The business, design, material, and color are all good.
Armando Lopez –
I bought this shirt to wear to my school play.
Nathaniel Martin –
I don’t snore…I dream I’m a chainsaw. I don’t wear a bra. I’m a high school teacher. I’m a firefighter. I’m a Marine. I’m a woman. I’m a lesbian. I’m a Catholic. I’m a college student. I’m a lawyer. I’m a scientist. I’m an atheist. I’m a hater.
Adrian Hardiman –
I don’t snore and I dream that I’m a chainsaw so I wear this shirt all the time. It’s a very comfortable, soft shirt and my snoring has stopped. I was a little worried about it being too strong but it doesn’t.
courtney ward –
A sweet shirt. It’s super soft, and fits really well. I’m a big man and it fits perfectly. I wear it sometimes, but I think it’s a bit girly. I live in Canada, and I think it’s really rare to find a t-shirt that fits well in the U.S.